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Get me Out Of Here John
WhatsApp and we’ll reply with an excuse.
How can we help you?
If your in a tight spot and you need a text excuse to get out of there.
The Parent Call “Just got off the phone with my mum – my dad’s been taken to hospital. Nothing life-threatening but they need me there. I have to go, I’m really sorry.”
The Pet Emergency “My flatmate just rang – our dog has eaten something he shouldn’t have and needs to go to the emergency vet NOW. I’m the only one with a car. So sorry, I have to run.”
The Boss Bomb “Just got an urgent message from my boss – client emergency that needs sorting tonight. I know, terrible timing. I really need to get home and on my laptop. So sorry.”
The Locked Out Friend “My mate just called – he’s locked himself out of his flat and his landlord can’t come for hours. I’m the only one with a spare key. Need to dash, so sorry!”
The Leak “Neighbour just called – water’s leaking through their ceiling from my flat. I need to get home RIGHT NOW before it gets worse. So sorry!”
The Alarm “My home alarm is going off and the security company can’t reach anyone. I need to get back and check it out. Really sorry to leave like this.”
It's a simple WhatsApp
The Classic Emergency “Hey, I’m so sorry but I need to leave right now. My sister just called – there’s been a situation at home and I need to get there ASAP. Really sorry about this.”
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Pro Tips for Believable Excuses
- Timing is Everything – The excuse should arrive 15-30 minutes into the situation
- Keep It Short – Don’t over-explain; guilty people give too many details
- Add Realistic Stress – A slight typo or urgent tone makes it more believable
- Follow-Up Option – Offer a brief follow-up text later: “Sorted now, thanks for understanding!”
- Match the Urgency – Bad date = minor excuse; truly awful situation = major excuse